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Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
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Boy: Uncle theek hu,
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Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah
.
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose.............. :p

Tata NANO ki neelami ho rahi thi .
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Boli lagi..
5 lakh
10 lakh
20 lakh
.
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Santa: Is sastey aur purane GaAdi meaisa
kya
hai bhai ?
..
Seller: Is ke 12 accident hue hai, har bar
sirf
biwi
mari hai.
..
Santa: iski maa ki aankh ... 1 Crore

Pappu ne gali k kone me kachra
fenk diya..
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Thodi der baad ghoom phir kar
gali mein aaya,
To Mohalle wale aapas mein lad
rahe the k kachra kis ne fenka.. ??
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.
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ek aadmi ne ghusse se kaha:"
feka hoga kisi kutte k bachche
ne.."
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pappu side mein ja kar khoob
hansa aur bola:
"Kachra maine feka aur naam
kutte k bachche ka lagg
gaya.."

If U pass in exams..!!
Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai..!!
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Dad: Mere beta sher hai..!!
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Lover: So sweet..!!
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Frnds: Dhokebaaz, kamine, kutte..
oye..!! kb pada be tune itna..??

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
.
Ladki Boli: Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele
Mein Aake Mil
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Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh
Nahi Aa Raha Ki,
Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki? Ya Fir
Chance ??

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